Originally published at: This house for sale looks inconspicuous until you see all the creepy mannequins inside | Boing Boing
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The real joke here is they want $650,000 for this heap that would need to be completely gut renovated. The water damage, mold, and 8 foot high popcorn ceilings evident in the photos likely are concealing lots of other nasty issues.
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There’s so much to unpack here…it’s like the mannequins live in a separate clean area from the residents, who live like a combo of Grandma and college students.
And then there’s the fireplace barricaded by four iron bed frames and guarded by an angel and a saint… don’t move that shit!!!
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Yeah… that’s absolutely not where some of the bodies are…
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Welcome to Mar-a-Largo!
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Mannequins are people too.
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By any chance, does this guy raise moths?
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1987’s fantastic Mannequin certainly backs that up!
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The Silent Mannequinority.
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Comes with a letter of introduction to Mike Holmes.
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We have a house like this in Winnipeg that’s become a local Joke. Guy filled his living room with mannequins that looked like they were having a house party. It’s quite visible from a pretty busy thoroughfare. The guy that owns the house even changes their clothes and hair periodically. Some funny and also creepy stuff! Pretty easy to find using your google-fu.
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Don’t. Blink!
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They’ll probably get it and then some; California real estate is nuts right now and South Lake Tahoe is a hot area.
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Given some very clever taxidermy I would think the bodies are hiding in plain sight
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Maybe they just wanted some company during quarantine. If that’s a thing over there? /s
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Mannequins are more expensive than you might think, there’s probably a couple grand’s worth there.
