This is either a petrified Bigfoot skull, or a rock

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Evidence of a North American population of sad pandas?

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Behold the missing link, that shows Americans evolved in the USA instead of Africa, or whatever it is people are trying to prove! I imagine this diagram will soon be familiar in biology textbooks.

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Looks more like Chewbacca

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This is either a petrified Bigfoot skull, or a rock

I’ll bet my PBJ that it’s a “rock-oid formationy thing”.

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That’s the largest and ugliest Barbie head I’ve ever seen.

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Seriously! If that’s not a Wookiee skull, I’ll eat my hat.

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Yeah, I know it’s basically been said already, but… how has this guy never once seen an actual skull (or picture of a skull) in his entire life? ONE time would be enough to prevent this.

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And then the smile… the smile that says “yeah I’m full of shit, but what are you going to do about it?”

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He would visit a hot springs in the area and often felt someone — or something — pegging him with rocks.

/Googles “pegging”
Yes, one would certainly feel that, though you think he’d look back to make sure who it was doing it. Puts an interesting spin on the story, anyways…

“I would go out there often and find things, fossils, rocks.”

I can only assume his “fossil” collection is just more rocks vaguely shaped like things: “This long one is a petrified snake, this one I found by the river is a petrified egg, this blobby one is a petrified jellyfish…”

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I knew that it looked familiar…

You know nothin’ Todd May.

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It’s not Bigfoot! It’s obviously Fresco Jesus.

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Awwww. Petrified bigfoot is sad. :frowning:

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Chewie?

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Yeah but people have seen the images of mummified bodies thousands of years old and they conflate the whole thing into a great big ball of possibility. Life is too hard and complicated, so… yep, it’s definitely a bigfoot skull. That’s what it is.

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“Is it a face, or a rock?”
“I think…it’s a metaphor.”
(Gravity Falls)

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Naw, probably crunchy

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It is neither. mystery solved

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Instant ‘like’, for the use of a highly apt Gravity Falls meme.

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If this guy is at all serious about it, and isn’t just having a big joke at everyone else’s expense, I have to wonder if there’s not some degree of mental illness or perhaps chronic pharmaceutical abuse at work.

I have no other explanation of how someone could think this rock is A) a skull B) a mythical creature skull at that.

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