Prob lost on the day Marge was at the wheel.
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“Says China”
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Too bad we don’t have any anti-missile response set up. We’ll just have to watch those incredibly powerful ICBMs travel from North Korea across a very large ocean and then at least a couple thousand miles of land before striking, where, Keokuk?
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Maybe North Korea plans on delivering them via Fed Ex?
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So, late and to the wrong place?
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If they used DHL, they’d explode in downtown Pyongyang.
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“We take customer experience very seriously here at DHL. What is the nature of your complaint!”
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“Uh huh. Well. I’ll just mark “failed to meet scheduled pickup time…”
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There’s a large defense network involving mide-course defense, and also terminal defense using SM3 and THAAD systems.
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File under: Address no longer exists
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And then stolen by some porch pirate.
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Nothing to see here.
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Dammit, I’ve got my towel. Where’s the damned hyperspace byway when you need it?
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Oh, Onebox…
/s
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Maybe check into the White Buffalo Suite?
On second thought…
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Sorry I didn’t make it clear: I was being facetious, not serious! But thanks!
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According to the Victims of Communism team, all Nazis killed by Soviets are victims of communism, as are all deaths resulting from Covid-19
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You want Skynet? Because this is how you get Skynet (presumably)
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