Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/01/31/this-is-not-a-giant-pair-of-je.html
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I’m strangely attracted to this item, but equally repelled by its price.
Dat price tho.
It’s a shame the “legs” can’t merge into one super “leg” for ideal snuggling.
Oh, you mean the Skirt model, available for $986.
Act Now!
Or, it’s just a pair of pants for your teddy bear.
I got a perfectly good double sleeping back in the summer for about $60.
Negative points:
- Doesn’t look like a pair of jeans
Plus Points:
- Leaves me with enough spare change to get the family into a three day musical festival and eat while there.
- Condusive to … adult pleasures with the other half.
Back in the day, we made a sleeping bag for two by zipping two individual sleeping bags together. That seems much easier and more - convenient.
You are at the “Buyer’s Lagrange Point”.
Instant shag bag.
Memories
The trick is in making sure that the zippers match up. Some bags come in left/right versions.
Impractical, overpriced and ugly.
It’s neither a giant pair of jeans NOR a sleeping bag for two.
It’s a pair of human burritos for bears.
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