Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2016/08/03/this-is-the-countrys-largest.html
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This is the country’s largest collection of brains
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obligatory:
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Dammit, Morgan.
How do you keep getting into my head and reading things in your voice?
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You mean it’s not the American Government?
…Why is everyone laughing at me?
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Laughing with you, you hilarious Canadian. 
Well played.
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Yes, but do they have the Abby Normal brain?
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Not any more!
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I wish I could like that more than once. 
There’s another one.
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I bet no “hanging brains” though . . . that’s probably for the best.
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Sorry* to be that guy, but “the” country?
* For sufficiently large values of sorry
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Sure, this is the largest collection of brains in the country, but it pales in comparison to those brain-bank cities on the far side of the moon that we can’t see.
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Beat me to it!
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“You mean to tell me I put an abnormal brain in the body of a hulking giant?!?!?!”
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A traveler wandering on an island inhabited entirely by cannibals comes upon a butcher shop. This shop specialised in human brains differentiated according to source.
The sign in the shop read:
Artists’ Brains $9/lb Philosophers’ Brains $12/lb Scientists’ Brains $15/lb **
** Economists’ Brains $19/lb
Upon reading the sign, the traveller noted, “My those economists’ brains must be popular!” To which the butcher replied, “Are you kidding! Do you have any idea how many economists you have to kill to get a pound of brains?!”
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Security work there can be surprisingly difficult.
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