Honestly, sounds like my dream job. 25 years lounging at the edge of a beautiful lake and no one actually expects me to accomplish anything.
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I wonder how much it pays?
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The pay is carp.
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Teach a man to fish and he’ll have a valuable skill. Put a man next to a lake where he can use what he’s learned to catch fish and…well, he’s probably gonna get tired of eating fish all the time.
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I don’t get paid now for doing more work, so I can only go up from here. 
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“Catch a man a fish, and you can sell it to him. Teach a man to fish, and you ruin a wonderful business opportunity” K. Marx (?)
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Hey I’m totally pro-science now, too. But I pretty much vectored in via cryptozoology. (And ancient astronauts, before I realized how badly made the arguments and case were. Still, fun to think about.)
He’s looking for a lake monster not Jack the Ripper.
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“Sell a man inadequate tools and training to catch a fish and then charge consultancy fees when the fish catching system you sold him doesn’t work properly and you’re into megabucks territory.”
-Che Guevara
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Now you’ve done it.
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I stand corrected!
(Wow, it’s been a while since I saw that movie.)
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Did he look between the couch cushions?
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Yep used the change to get to loch ness in the first place.
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