Tru dat. Plus, stoplight racers deserve everything bad that happens to them that doesn’t include innocent bystanders. Take that shit to the strip, you dicks.
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That’s one way to put an end to a midlife crisis.
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I really love that a) there’s someone here that knows this meme (1.5 psi), and b) so many years later, it’s still alive.
Alternately - maybe it was a low flying pelican.
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Well, that car certainly lived up to its name as a convertible; car to junk in 6 seconds flat.
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As a bicyclist, I have no desire to be that close.
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"A big, red, V10 ax murderer.
…I do like it though "
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Isn’t this basically a problem with all the American muscle car designs? They compete on horsepower numbers and don’t compete on stability and balance. Sure, a muscle car may have more horsepower than a Porsche that costs twice as much, but it’s still not a Porsche. There’s a whole genre of YouTube videos of Mustangs being 'stangs and simply losing control under hard acceleration.
On a legal note, just totalling your car isn’t great for your insurance, but adding in exhibition driving or speed contests is a whole other level of stupid.
In short, middle aged dude, you shouldn’t have done that.
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This is literally the story of every Viper.
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That’ll buff out.
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No, it was the fault of the cyclist. /s
But don’t worry that’ll buff right out.
P.S. One day I’ll read all the way to the end before posting.
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I’m guessing that when they’ve totalled their shiny toys THAT’S when they go home and beat their wives!
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I rather wanted to get a link to a jaguar F type… that he drove in the country lanes of ireland…
you could hear the engine murmur… five miles away
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Fixed that for the original Twitter poster:
Definition of stupid asshole.
and suddenly “not enough car”.
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