Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/12/09/this-percussion-massaging-devi.html
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$599 is the normal price? That’s absurd. But then I don’t think I’m the target market for this product, based on… well, this:
Blargh.
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Yeah. That’s totally what it’s for.
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Dude. I just had one used on a messed up shoulder. I dare you to try and make some sort of sexual use of it.
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Please. That’s percussion?
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Sex with your messed up shoulder? Probably how you got injured in the first place?
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I know a few people into BDSM. I can ask them if you want.
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Funny you should say that…
“Safe, sane, and consensual.”
This definitely fails the “sane” test.
I have tried typing a snarky comment a few times now here about the kind of person who would require a thing like that to have an orgasm, but I just can’t imagine one.
I would wager they get turned on by Mecha Anime though.
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You’d be surprised at the lengths some people go.
https://www.cracked.com/article_17372_18-more-worlds-most-disturbing-sex-toys.html
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You know, I am pretty jaded.
But number two really made me say internally, “What in the goddamn hell!”
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Gotta have a hobby?
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I don’t understand how you think humans wouldn’t find some sexual use for this device.
Humans are perverts. I like us that way, as long as it’s all consensual. One person’s way of getting off doesn’t have to make sense to you, and that’s often times part of the beauty of it.
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That was my reaction to the “sexualized jackhammers” description, followed by TPM. 
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I never said humans wouldn’t. I simply dared one specific human to do so. But hey, feel free to imagine prudishness where you wish, I guess.
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