This video will show you how to live so long, you'll be the oldest person alive on the planet


#1

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#2

It’s the strangest thing, I’m following all the advice in the video and I feel terrible.

Well, all except for the God one, that is just silly.


#3

Wow… you figured out how to do the “no drugs and booze” while also having 6 antacid pills and a glass of wine a day, plus an occasional nip of whiskey?

What’s your secret???


#4

The irony of course being that everyone’s biochemistry is different. For any of the advice to be 100% relevant you’d have to have the same biological makeup as the advisor. Me, I just pick and choose as I please, I figure my body knows what it needs. :smile:


#5

I thought the easy answer was to just kill everybody older than you. Or go for the easier way and convince them to take up risky hobbies.


#6

Heh, heh, heh…akpft! [klunk]


#7

Find the one Ring.


#8

I heard it makes you thin too!


#9

I just follow Jiminy Cricket’s advice.
Yes sirree.
I’m gonna live to be 103.


#10

So my kids are killing me?
Meh…
obvious


#11

Exactly - it’s the ultimate application of the “I don’t need to run faster than the bear; I just need to run faster than you” principle.


#12

Interesting the only duplicate one I heard was “no children” and I never heard any say “to” have children. So I guess I’m doomed.


#13

On the other hand, you’ll have had the same number of waking hours as they did by age 65.


#14

Easy, I have multiple personalities. :slight_smile: :frowning: :stuck_out_tongue: :wink: :blush:


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