It’s the strangest thing, I’m following all the advice in the video and I feel terrible.
Well, all except for the God one, that is just silly.
Wow… you figured out how to do the “no drugs and booze” while also having 6 antacid pills and a glass of wine a day, plus an occasional nip of whiskey?
What’s your secret???
The irony of course being that everyone’s biochemistry is different. For any of the advice to be 100% relevant you’d have to have the same biological makeup as the advisor. Me, I just pick and choose as I please, I figure my body knows what it needs. 
I thought the easy answer was to just kill everybody older than you. Or go for the easier way and convince them to take up risky hobbies.
Heh, heh, heh…akpft! [klunk]
Find the one Ring.
I heard it makes you thin too!
I just follow Jiminy Cricket’s advice.
Yes sirree.
I’m gonna live to be 103.
So my kids are killing me?
Meh…
obvious
Exactly - it’s the ultimate application of the “I don’t need to run faster than the bear; I just need to run faster than you” principle.
Interesting the only duplicate one I heard was “no children” and I never heard any say “to” have children. So I guess I’m doomed.
On the other hand, you’ll have had the same number of waking hours as they did by age 65.
Easy, I have multiple personalities. 
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