Three Halflings in a Trenchcoat: a homebrew fighter class for D&D

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/06/28/gamgee-proudfoot-took.html

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Shouldn’t three halflings be worth a man and a half?

Also, I suggest the name Vincent.

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When are they declaring their candidacy for president?

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Here they are trying to seduce a female Tabaxi.
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It’d be kind of cool to have a kobold, gnome and halfling, who switched who was “head” as tasks required.

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I am so glad that the very first comment was a Bojack Horseman Vincent Adultman reference

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How about the “riding the big kid rides at Disneyland” bonus? That was certainly a motivator for my kids.

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Obviously the next step is three humans in a greatcoat pretending to be a giant.

Maybe three floating eyes pretending to be a beholder? But let’s not go nuts.

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Is one perquisite of the class being able to order an ale at the tavern without getting carded by the innkeeper?

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It happens in politics too.

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I like trenchcoats, but not keen on halflings.

Still, it sounds like a fun concept.

Brilliant idea! Might work best as an NPC though; hard to imagine keeping up the gag as a player for very long.

I like the concept, but if you do this with gnomes you should call your character either Jeff or Norman. And if you have multiple Three Gnomes in a Trenchcoat in the party, they should have a class feature or a feat they can take to combine into a giant form, Voltron style.

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This seemed a good enough place as any to share this

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Always a fun idea.

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Dungeons & Dragons is AWESOME!

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Specifically Democratic Party, right? :wink:

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