Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/06/28/gamgee-proudfoot-took.html
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Shouldn’t three halflings be worth a man and a half?
Also, I suggest the name Vincent.
When are they declaring their candidacy for president?
Here they are trying to seduce a female Tabaxi.
It’d be kind of cool to have a kobold, gnome and halfling, who switched who was “head” as tasks required.
I am so glad that the very first comment was a Bojack Horseman Vincent Adultman reference
How about the “riding the big kid rides at Disneyland” bonus? That was certainly a motivator for my kids.
Obviously the next step is three humans in a greatcoat pretending to be a giant.
Maybe three floating eyes pretending to be a beholder? But let’s not go nuts.
Is one perquisite of the class being able to order an ale at the tavern without getting carded by the innkeeper?
It happens in politics too.
I like trenchcoats, but not keen on halflings.
Still, it sounds like a fun concept.
Brilliant idea! Might work best as an NPC though; hard to imagine keeping up the gag as a player for very long.
I like the concept, but if you do this with gnomes you should call your character either Jeff or Norman. And if you have multiple Three Gnomes in a Trenchcoat in the party, they should have a class feature or a feat they can take to combine into a giant form, Voltron style.
Always a fun idea.
Dungeons & Dragons is AWESOME!
Specifically Democratic Party, right?