TikToker decided it would be funny to "accidentally" dump huge bin of milk and cereal inside NYC subway during pandemic

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/05/15/tiktoker-decided-it-would-be-f.html

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I really, really hope this arsehole gets arrested.

And 3.3m people think this is entertaining?

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you really have no way of knowing 3.3 million people “think”

it’s “I think therefore I am” not “they think therefore they are”

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Josh Popkin, another white dudebro who thinks he’s edgy despite never having missed a meal or cleaned up after himself or been off his parents’ health plan. An arrest is the least of the consequences he should face (if only to finally teach him the meaning of the word “consequences”).

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Just make his clean the whole car, while it remains in service.
I’d watch that.

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Not sure I understand what you’re saying. I’m not defining anybody, just bemused that 3.3m people voluntarily follow this guy on an entertainment platform. It’s probably safe to assume that most of them find entertainment in what he posts?..

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This is a ripoff of the Eric Andre sketch - which I think is way more effective: https://youtu.be/uwybHcVPi20?t=232

Of course Eric Andre is basically ripping off old Tom Green…but nothing is original anymore anyways…

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Sentence him to work as a mortuary working in NYC.

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My personal MTA Test

  • Is it liquid: √
  • Is it sticky: X
  • Does it smell: X
  • Is it still alive: X

Sad to say this isn’t the worst thing I’ve experienced on the Subway…

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That’s actually a fitting punishment.

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just a Cartesian joke dude. < /sigh>

His punishment should be to consume all of the milk and cereal he spilled, directly from the floor. Any vomit that results from this punishment must also be removed in the same manner.*

* Too harsh?

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Not nearly harsh enough - just so long as he’s made to TikTok it to his equally moronic followers.

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That’s not very different from what we’re all doing here though. I’m sure a great many of his “followers” watch his videos to bristle at what an asshole he is. But that’s the whole point: he will keep doing these videos as long as people keep reposting them – there’s no “follow with contempt” button, it’s just “follow”.

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that stunt would totally be funny if someone else did it with buttermilk and dogfood in josh popkins car.

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Relevant though, since we have no idea how many are bots.

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This is just a ripoff of an Eric Andre show bit. See the video -> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UlXcoVHnog

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Anyone who thinks this is any way “a new low” for what happens on NYC subways doesn’t ride the subways very often…

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see? someguy gets it! lol :slight_smile:

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Watch the video

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