Tim Pool backs off podcasting to focus on non-existent family

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Originally published at: Tim Pool backs off podcasting to focus on non-existent family - Boing Boing

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Because you’re an asshole?

Just spitballing here…

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There’s bad reasons to get married and have kids, I would think “concern about what commenters on youtube are saying” ranks high for stupidity.

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I wonder which dating app he polluted?

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Whenever I see people wearing winter hats to look cool inside, I can’t stop imagining how sweaty and gross it has to be under there with the hot lights / studio environment. Are summer beanies a thing? Special ventilated weaves?

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Ummm, this is not how this generally works, dude. But I suppose you wouldn’t know that…

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Also, Tim Pool makes tons of money by being a shithead on the Internet. This is the one time he decides to listen to his detractors?

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Maybe he’s not making much anymore, now that the schemes by Russian operatives have been exposed. Plus there might be significant legal fees or falls from very high windows in his future?

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Is his statement the result of an AIpology?

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Seekingarrangement?

Or maybe Papa Putin will just buy him a family, like he bought this fascist American “influencer” a girlfriend.

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Right, so… time to find a girlfriend.

  1. Become unemployed
  2. Publicly announce nobody wants to date you
  3. ???
  4. PROFIT
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Whatever…

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  1. Good

  2. Russia money dried up, eh?

  3. You ramble on a podcast a few hours a day, how does that take you 16 hours?

  4. Why do you need 60 people for that?

  5. Get a real fucking job.

PS - fucking heart dropped when an old internet friend pointed out one of my tweets was on one of his podcast. Fortunately it was one of the few tweets where I wasn’t calling him a bald loser so I wasn’t descended on by goons.

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It’s to hide the rat/other vermin directing his podcast ratatouille-style.

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Or this tale of “love”, which like so much else in the Trump era, smacks of lazy writing.

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I hope his sprawling skateboard mansion has lots of windows

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Hey now, he basically podcasts for 12 hours straight every day. Literally just livestream rambling with his bros in between video games and skate board runs. That barely leaves him time to do research, let alone find a girlfriend!

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Fixed.

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I didn’t realize it that long. Like - you’re doing it to yourself? There is ZERO way you are making any sort of quality content rambling on for 12 hours.You’re not that interesting.

Dude is terminally on line and his whole personality reeks of stale beenie sweat.

I saw that clip of how he can’t find a girlfriend and how other men in his family already had a kid by now, and he was like, “I don’t think it’s me.” My dude, it is you.

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