Tired of being gouged, Secret Service moves out of Trump Tower and into a box on the sidewalk

Yep. Old news, but:

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So: did Trump learn corruption from Putin or vice versa?
Let’s look at who had the most money for longest.
Ah. Trump.

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As with many things involving Trump, for the last 200+ years there’s been a vast number of things that we don’t have explicit laws prohibiting because no President has been so much of an asshole to declare that he’s going to personally profit from gouging the country and decimating the government. It’s always just kind of been assumed that our leaders would, y’know, think of the country first. But when you hire a well-known thug to be President, folks shouldn’t be surprised when he keeps acting like a thug.

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Well-played!

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Did Trump pay hobos to shit on the Secret Service’s door mats to get them to leave?

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Those look a bit small…maybe this episode of “This Ol’ Box” will help with renovations.

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Yeah, I mean he would have to be really stupid to piss those guys off.

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You know, I might actually prefer the box to whatever eye-punching gaudiness is inside Trump Tower.

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If I remember reading correctly, they moved into the office space previously used by the Trump campaign, which is eye-punching, but more in a “garbage fire” sort of way.

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Oh, wow. : )

Trump shows his negligent landlord side…

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Exactly – I can very much understand moving into a trailer on the sidewalk rather than pay Trump prices for working in a craphole.

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It’s just shabby chic. Emphasis on the shabby.

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It’s taken 241 years, but now your political class is just as corrupt as everybody else’s. Except possibly Switzerland and Scandinavia, who aren’t allowed to play because they make everybody else look bad.
Welcome back to feudalism.

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Can we bring back Christ what an asshole yet? Because…

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We’ve always had our share of corrupt politicians at every level of government here in the U.S. The thing that appalls me is that while people used to get upset about corruption when the news media shined a light on it, now Trump’s opponents can only manage to shrug of resignation, while his supporters find his behavior enviable or even laudable.

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With that kind of rent money, you could probably pay for 13 agents. But if you’re only making 10k a month in New York, you probably have to live in a box on the street…

Oh.

Oh!

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Trump still has his private security team. Which I expect is irritating the fuck out of the SS guards.

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And unlike with Obama, some of that money is going directly to Trump, which just makes the whole thing extra galling.

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Don't Blame Me, I Voted For Kodos [optimized]

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Exactly. The more vacations he takes, the more money he makes. Perverse, isn’t it?

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