Titanic II is an exact replica of the original ship, only bigger

"But when a tsunami hurls an ice berg"

It’s iceberg. It’s like they’re not even trying.

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They could’ve swapped the elements and go with fire this time.

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Perhaps they become trapped in a caldera?

[cue Johnny Cash]

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Or maybe collide with a ghost ship. Perhaps the Titanic One itself.

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It’s an awful movie. I was home sick one day and stumbled on it. Like a train wreck, I couldn’t stop watching. There’s a couple of hours I’ll never get back.

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A ship I worked on is now being turned into a hotel in Indonesia - it was built in the US (Newport News) in 1914 and was sailing until 2010 (the new SOLAS regulations meant that it wasn’t affordable to renovate it after that point).

It still has some of the original riveted hull, wheelhouse etc., but it’s changed a lot since it was built:

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That would be the one, I think. I wasn’t paying much attention cos I was pretending to work at the time.

Titanic II vs. FireSharkBerg

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Too bad, the trailer looked good:

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Frozen Napalmberg

perhaps it could be set in…

Michael Bay

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Those NYPD cops looked British.

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Alternative Michael Bay-approved reply:

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Nope. Titanic, Olympic (1937, retired and broken up) and Britannic (1916, struck a mine or maybe hit by a torpedo) are all gone.

Enjoy.

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The Titanic compared with modern cruise ships:

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Clive Palmer is a bad joke.

Check it: http://www.tripadvisor.com/Attraction_Review-g257475-d6022775-Reviews-Palmersaurus-Coolum_Beach_Sunshine_Coast_Queensland.html

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Plus, Australians already built the Titanic II years ago…

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