To end cybercrime we must stop using computers, says ex-President Trump

Originally published at: To end cybercrime we must stop using computers, says ex-President Trump | Boing Boing

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Why the everloving FUCK would we give a damn what that pathetic criminal loser has to say about stopping crime?

Who the hell asked?

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I agree. Without a computer, Trump wouldn’t have Twitter, and he wouldn’t have been president. Therefore, we should keep Trump away from a computer.

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We knew he and his followers love feudalism a lot but holy fuck even I wasn’t expecting his regressivism to go back that far.

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Change your accounting methods back to paper and pen, he says!

Much easier to keep two sets of books that way, too!

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The Trumplerian Jihad.

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I listened to the entire segment. The whole thing was just really dumb shit.

An ex-president should be better informed, but I guess this is what you get when you don’t read briefs or listen in meetings.

The most charitable interpretation I have for it is that it was fluff aimed at negging on Biden. Certainly a lot of time was spent on that. But mostly, it was just two clueless dudes who didn’t do their homework, and didn’t understand what they were talking about.

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Lotsa burglaries around us lately. Doing away with the houses ought to solve it right quick.

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The fact he was ever elected was the result of a cybercrime

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We could end all traffic deaths by banning vehicles too.

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Or gun deaths by banning guns.

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Where did he get that idea from I wonder…

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Honestly, ex-presidents should shut up and keep their head down unless they’re planning on actually being worthwhile people. Like Carter.

He’s pretty much the only president I’m impressed with.

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Actual Trump quote from May 2017 regarding aircraft carrier launch technology:

I said what system are you going to be–“Sir, we’re staying with digital.” I said no you’re not. You going to goddamned steam, the digital costs hundreds of millions of dollars more money and it’s no good."

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“Idiot rambles about shit he knows nothing about. Film at 11.”

LOL - what a fucking idiot. We are so lucky that our adversaries didn’t try more direct provoking during his tenure. He would have fucked it up so spectacularly.

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FOX Business?

I don’t think that would work. After much teasing about his abnormally short dashes, he would start complaining about Italian satellites changing his dashes to dots.

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