ETA: 
Hmm…should have made that
I’ll find another one [with a] better [feel and texture] than you!
(Why, you may wonder, did that even come to mind? Well, just yesterday in the folding step stool topic, someone said that their step-daughter used that very model of step stool as a squatty potty, so I had been trying to come up with some kind of joke about “Step to My Loo” and so I had been looking at that wikipedia page…)
