*lmao!
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Happy belated birthday! And virtually sending you drinks served in the best. liquor. cabinet. possible.
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In one year you will be 42. And Douglas Adams had a lot to say about 42. 
(he also probably would have read the whole thread. What was the question again?)
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This may just be the perfect post ever.
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Everyone should turn 42 two or three times.
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Is thatā¦
A card catalog/liquor cabinet?!?
*lmao!
(Sorry, I just had to.)
I canāt wait!
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You wear big shoes?
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According to somebody named Old Wives, big feet on a man impliesā¦
If youāre female, that you end up never finding the cute shoes you want in your size.
Iām average at an 8.5 (38UK, I believe.)
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Yes, and it even has little shelves that pull out for snacks. When I left my last job at a library, I really wanted to take an old one home but it wouldnāt fit in my messenger bag along with the stapler.
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*lolz!
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38 is eeeevil Euro sizes no one understands that have been forced upon us by the same mandarins hell-bent on straightening our bananas and mandating merry hell out of our cucumbers doncha know. US sizes are one above UK ones, as I learned to my regret when buying some fancy brogue boots for a wedding that made my (size eleven, laydeez 
) feet bleed.
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Aargh; I used to sell hiking boots for a living.
Me: What size do you normally wear?
Them: Size six.
Me: Is that a UK six or a US six?
Them: Huh?
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