🍅 Hate the Chef, love the Condiments 🌭


Only until the age of ten though.


I had a coupon. I should have known better. I hear Satan uses coupons to lure people over to the various Ca$h for $ouls outlets.


And I will help see you through it!


Wait, are you under ten?


Looks pretty good to me. I like ketchup on hot dogs.

:game_die: Would You LIKE to Play a Game? :video_game:

You misspelled “Looks pretty good to me. I like wrong wrong on the wrong wrong.”


I’m pretty sure that ketchup is a basic food group all by itself. @Stynx, get over here! Ketchup is under attack!


Wait, are you under ten? Follow up, are you head of the Department of Education under Ronald Reagan?


Sodium and water are both necessary for life. It doesnt mean you mix them willy-nilly.


Only if you’re this man:

ETA: Nobody is attacking ketchup. I’m merely pointing out that ketchup on hotdogs is illegal.


Nah, I’m not that crazy. It’s a condiment. A tasty, tasty condiment!


Hang on now, nobody is attacking ketchup. It’s merely a condiment, not something to attack.

It’s your misguided and wholly incorrect belief about ketchup going on hot dogs that is under attack.


No kidding. The ketchup is only proper, but there’s some in there with mayo.



When the feds come for you, don’t say I didn’t warn you.


Ketchup is for french fries, tater tots, and green beans.


So, why shouldn’t you put ketchup on a hot dog?

If there’s anything on there that I don’t want, it’s the raw onion. Why does anyone ever want raw onion on anything? Blech.

How about salad cream? Can I put that on a hot dog?


I’m ok with thi… wait, green beans? That’s so weird I’m going to have to try it.
My in-laws (some of them, anyway) put ketchup on their mac and cheese. Seems like a wasted opportunity to use Sriracha instead…

  • Ketchup is not for hotdogs
  • I’m a minion of Satan

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Ok, now that’s disgusting!


Awhile ago I was reaching for the ketchup for my scrambled eggs while waffling over that or the tabasco…and then I thought why not both and grabbed the Sriracha. It was magic.