They didn’t cover this in your citizenship test? You’re an American now, ketchup on a hot dog is unconstitutional.
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Right?!
I will say that the Chipotle Tabasco on eggs is pretty alright too- but yeah, Sriracha is the new go-to.
Also: pico de gallo (but that might be obvious).
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And yet they’re both in ketchup! You prove my point!
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I am?
I don’t even eat hot dogs. But from now on, if I do, I’m making extra sure to put ketchup on them. It tastes nice. And I’ll keep eating pizza with a knife and fork.
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The Belgians serve their French fries with mayo. It’s awesome.
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It really is. Weirdly enough.
Even better? One of those fancy spicy mayos. Oh my.
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Here’s a lovely manifesto about Cheeseburgers, if you want to eat ketchup on a meat product so badly:
http://luckypeach.com/my-burger-manifesto/
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I’m not having a Seattle Dog, mind.
Cream cheese???
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Aren’t you? I was under the impression you were naturalized?
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Yep. Yep. WHAT THE HELL?
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Sure do. And it’s even worse than putting it on a hot dog.
If you’re going to put white gooey stuff on potatoes, at least make it sour cream!
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Blair’s Original Death Sauce is fantastic on hot dogs. Don’t let its dramatic name fool you. The heat is mild-moderate; the flavor is dyn-o-mite.
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Not yet.
And if I’m not allowed to put ketchup on hot dogs, I’m not sure I want to be.
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Okay on regular hot dogs/franks I do like ketchup… but not on it’s own. There must be mustard and relish and hopefully onions.
Bratwurst, Polish, etc… no… never ever.
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Hot dogs are disgusting. I don’t understand how putting ketchup on one could make it any worse.
Putting ketchup on sausages (especially good Polish or German ones) is a war crime.
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Well, we eventually came around on gay marriage, but I’m not sure I see the needle moving on something this controversial.
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How about eating hot dogs with a knife and fork? What’s the ruling on that?
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SCOTUS said it was acceptable, but it was 5-4.
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Hot dogs are not food.
Well, OK, they are food for certain kinds of pets* and livestock**, and can be substituted for food when a small child needs pacifying and there’s nothing healthier*** available. But they aren’t people food.
* dogs.
** pigs.
*** like laudanum or whiskey.
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Ah, an old ruling.
I’m going to have to know which 5 it was.
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