I Ordered a Hot Dog from Burger King and

Only if it is a chili dog.

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For, or from?

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Well… Warren Burger wrote the dissent, but you could have predicted that.

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It’s the only way my mom could get me to eat green beans as a kid, and it became a habit as I got older. The only time I don’t put ketchup on my green beans is if I’m eating at a restaurant or having a nicoise salad.

My spouse had never seen someone eat green beans like that before I came along and also considers it to be very odd.

YOU ALL DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE MISSING.

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You’re right. I eat deep fried green beans with ketchup, so why not? I withdraw my objection.

Besides, two vegetables together*, why not?

*By the Reagan definition anyway.

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Just because you’ve done something since you were a kid doesn’t make it right.

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I used to put mint sauce on everything when we had Sunday roasts. Not just lamb. Beef, chicken, pork…I wanted the potatoes to turn green.

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There is nothing wrong and everything right with this. Carry Mint on.

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The only reason for ketchup on a hot dog is as a self-defense strategy, like how sea cucumbers can shit out their own guts to make themselves less appetizing.

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this is the voice of reason.

I don’t really care about the ketchup thing, but dude, don’t do that. I’m not offended, I’m just trying to look out for you. You can’t do it for the same reasons that you can’t eat tacos or sushi with a knife and fork. It’s gauche.

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I tried eating tacos with chopsticks but it just didn’t work.

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In honour of this thread I left my office, braved the frosh week crowds and oontz oontz music and got myself a 100% beef street dog with hot and yellow mustard, saurkraut and green olives. It was delicious.

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suck it up, snowflake.

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Indeed, that was the ruling of the Frankfurter Trials back in '62.

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mayo and ketchup are disgusting on a hot dog, but aioli and tomato compote are fine.

you’re all a bunch of hypocrites.

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Sez who? I call strawman.

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Exactly, not in my world. Not even tomatoes on a Chicago style.

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I guess I’m the lone heretic up in here; I take my (lemon chicken) dogs with ketchup, mustard and onions.

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I was about to hit up the local Papaya King myself!

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I’m going to costco.

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