May I point out the Puka Dog
Oh, and of course google autocomplete.
Does it burn? Does it burn?!
Look, we got a guy here who’s putting ketchup on green beans. That don’t mean that all of us do it, or even support it.
Kechup, aioli, tomato puree, tomato relish, pickled tomatoes, whatever, none of it belongs on a hot dog.
They have hot dogs?
There are many. And you are all wrong.
Dealt with, you will be. You will be.
Tomatoes kill, haven’t you ever seen this documentary?
All these hot dog photos. No ketchup.
Huh. What an amazing coincidence.
Unless you’re calling Betty White wrong. Are you calling her wrong?
Sure it is, it and the moose-turd are right there in the little containers.
Did they ever remove HFCS from their ketchup? I stopped buying the Kirkland brand when I removed most HFCS from our diet.
I don’t write the laws, man.
(Taking the bait?)
“Schmong”?
I’m calling Betty White awesome.
And people can take/post pictures of hot dogs however they like; I still have agency over my food choices.
And now this:
Did you skip the step where you take one chopstick in each hand and use them to pound the taco into bite-sized fragments first?
[Edit: damn, I hate autocomplete almost as much as I hate not using autocomplete.]
Ironically, the Seattle Dog at this place local to me (just outside of Seattle) is one of the few that doesn’t have cream cheese on it. http://www.picnicsdogs.com/#!the-dogs/c1jpz
Anyway, worse than ketchup on a hot dog: last night my husband offered to stop at Taco Time on the way home. I told him to get me a burrito with chicken and … what the hell? This burrito comes with ranch dressing??? What white-people bullshit is THAT?!
(disclaimer: I am so so white)
my first cubemate started Planet Ranch years ago. I always enjoyed his, “What I Ate With Ranch” posts.
There was a feature on the now-defunct Jezebel sub-blog Kitchenette that was stories from restaurant servers and cooks. One of the ones I remember most is the family that asked for giant bowls of ranch dressing and proceeded to use it on everything. And I do mean “everything”. They put it in their iced tea.
EDIT: It’s still up! Last story: http://kitchenette.jezebel.com/people-in-restaurants-do-the-weirdest-shit-to-their-foo-1622750716
BEHIND KITCHEN DOORS! Oh man, I loved that sub!
Wait, no… Behind Closed Ovens!