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Ugh. No.
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Welp, I guess I’m starting my diet like … right this very second.
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You’re having slugs on your hot dogs?
Bon Appétit!
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Wrong on all counts. Super-duper-extra wrong on the last count. The answer you’re looking for is mayo.
[Yes, I am evil. Why do you ask?]
@nothingfuture: Mac & cheese is a perfect application for most varieties of hot sauces. Ketchup will work in a pinch, and is the only thing that will make leftover Kraft edible, but it has to be real ketchup from the likes of Trader Joe’s.
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I’d love to see slugs try and live in that much salt and mustard.
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Maybe they’re mutant slugs with highly resistant mucus?
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Are we all familiar with the sordid history of ketchup? Because, let me tell you: it’s gross.
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Ditch the Heinz and whateverthefuck that other brand is, and get some without fake sugar. Shouldn’t have more than about 5 ingredients in it: be tomato, spices, vinegar, sugar, and a pinch of salt.
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Or: go big.
Roasted Tomato Ketchup. Oh holy yes (but still not on a hotdog).
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I don’t even eat hot dogs (no land animals in my diet, and I don’t even want to think about what might be found in Notdogs), I’m just enjoying the theatrics here.
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Putting salt and mustard on slugs is wrong.
If you’re gonna eat slugs do what we did when I was at summer camp: fry them in garlic butter.
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Disclaimer, did not read the thread yet. Why are you people at such a different time schedule?
Ketchup, when well made, is pure tomato elixir. And indeed, when used in several occasions, definitely a food group in itself. 
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The only reason to put ketchup on a hotdog is if you’ve run out of curry sauce.
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Whattaya mean? It’s Ketchup time I mean dinnertime there now, isn’t it?
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Oh no, 21:11or 9:11 pm? Long past dinner time when having kids.
No ketchup today, but there was some tomato sauce involved.
Euh, at the dinner tonight.
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I personally prefer NY/RI Wieners which always have mustard, a seasoned meat sauce, onions, and celery salt on them.
That said, while I prefer mustard, relish, onions, and celery salt on a regular hot dog - I do not mind ketchup from time to time. It’s not an abomination.
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Maybe I’m missing something here, but what’s wrong with ketchup on hot dogs?
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So many of you formerly-respectable people can go to hell and die in an outhouse with a broken seat. I don’t love hot dogs, but when I eat them, it’s with ketchup, goddammit. Mustard? Man, I shit mustard when I’m particularly ill, and relish and onions are for the unkissable.
I also don’t stand for the anthem. And I fart during the pledge of allegiance.
Plus: apple pie is revolting.
I’m gonna get myself a couple Hebrew National all-beef kosher franks (one for each middle-finger-sporting fist), slap 'em onto Hawaiian buns, slather them with Heinz ketchup, and eat 'em right out on the street in front of God & ever’body.
'Cause I’m a Heavily Privileged American and I can go to hell in my own way.
Kiss my mustardy ass!
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