Wouldn’t it make it Philadelphia style?
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Nothing; some people are just food snobs and/or control freaks.
I mean, it’s not as if we’re talking about putting ketchup on a steak that’s cooked well done, for Pete’s sake.
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If your goal is to ruin mustard for us nobles, you heathens underestimate our faith. I have mustards whose deliciousness cannot be sullied by any number of unsavory cognitive associations. Fire away!
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Ironically, Philadelphia has nothing to do with cream cheese. Then again, neither does Seattle (as far as I know), so… FIIK?
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Comes from a failed bagel salesman, apparently.
http://mynorthwest.com/82273/cream-cheesehot-dog-the-history-behind-the-seattle-dog/
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… and I’ll go on record here as saying a Seattle-style dog sounds mouthwatering to me. That combination of creamy, salty, and umami sounds delightful.
I’ll reserve judgement until I’ve actually tried one.
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And when I’m done sucking down those grease-ball burgers, I’m gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag, and then I’m gonna toss the Styrofoam container right out the side, and there ain’t a goddamned thing anybody can do about it, you know why? Because we got the bombs, that’s why.
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Don’t forget to kick a bald eagle nest while you’re at it.
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With the anchovies?
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It’s close enough. I mean, NY, Philly… pretty much the same, eh.
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Are you trying to start a flame war?
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Card carrying, you seedless fruit.
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Reading a 19th century novel I ran across mention of walnut ketchup which sounded like a delightful thing as well.
I’ve gotta say I really do admire your hot pink 1967 Cadillac Eldorado convertible. The baby fur seal headlights are a nice touch.
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Hey, there’s no need to go that far. Seedless? Seedless?! Why you gotta make it so personal?
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Oh, I need to try this. Making it is. If I read the ingredient list it is a lot of savory. And also leave it a long time alone on a very slow simmering stove. Maybe, if I’m fast I can still find some black walnuts.
I’ve made black walnut liquor, it’s a great thing when you not drink to much of it. 
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I thought it was NY and Boston that were pretty much the same. Shows what I know.
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Aren’t they?
And it can go 115mph (although it only gets 1mpg at that speed).
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