Tommy Chong asks Obama to pardon him for his bullshit drug paraphernalia bust

“[Authorities] basically entrapped me and my company by asking that we ship bongs across state lines. So when we did make a sale, they immediately arrested me and charged me with using the post office to sell illegal paraphernalia.”

If you’re going to join the DEA, you might as well join the mafia instead. Nicer threads.

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But think of all the young inter-state lives this monster might have ruined had his sinister plan to help them cool their devil-weed come to fruition!

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He’s laughing and coughing all the way to the bank.

SPOILER
It’s my dad.

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