Tongue kissing your Venus flytrap is not a good idea


#1

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#2

Hmmm, @SpunkyTWS, ever french a flytrap? :wink:


#3

Why is it not a good idea? Technically it’s not bestiality.


#4

Kinky, very kinky.


#5

I only loved my carnivorous plant collection platonically. Although I was tempted to lick a sundew to see if they were as tasty as they looked.


#6

it’s a slippery slope my friend, it starts out technically not bestiality and then one thing leads to another and you’re marrying a sheep.


#7

I… would have expected that … I mean that boingboing of all sites would know… cunnilingus.


#8

Ferfuxsakes…
next thing you know, people will be abusing cucumbers and bananas in questionable ways!

…Wait. They what? And with durian too??


#9

If you don’t want people to try making out with a plant then you shouldn’t name it after the Roman Goddess of love and sex.


#10

why was this fake video posted? i don’t get it…for the humor value?


#11

I have a sundew. It sits on my kitchen windowsill and I call it Jean Green.


#12

Everything’s a dildo if you’re brave enough.


#13

In fairness, they can be very persuasive


#14

A Venus Douche Trap.


#15

Slippery elm trees are not as well-lubricated as the name implies. I WAS LIED TO.


#16

Now we need a test to detect psychopathy in venus flytraps.


#17

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