Top Five

  1. Withdrawn by author
  2. Hidden by community
  3. Removed by moderator
  4. Eaten as bycatch
  5. < redacted>
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Unfinished reading

  1. 1Q84
  2. S.
  3. Dark Star: the novelization
  4. The Fire Man
  5. Moby Dick
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ETA: Top Unsolved Hollywood Deaths

  1. Thomas H. Ince
  2. William Desmond Taylor
  3. Natalie Wood
  4. Ronni Chasen
  5. George Reeves
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  1. Gravity's Rainbow
  2. Infinite Jest
  3. Cryptonomicon
  4. House of Leaves
  5. Dune
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Personal List of top television show theme songs

  1. Pee-Wee’s Playhouse (1985)
  2. Pink Panther Show (1969)
  3. Banana Splits
  4. Batman (1966)
  5. Welcome Back, Kotter
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You left out rotini, are you a barbarian! I hate spaghetti, too hard to keep it from sticking together, and rotini holds as much sauce.

Fishing season coming up fast!

Striped bass
Bluefish
Blackfish
Fluke
Porgy

@Chaz1 props for the thread title, I recently rewatched High Fidelity.

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Top 5 to Impeachment:

  1. Lies.

  2. More lies.

  3. Jokes about nuclear war.

  4. Shit-talking the First Amendment.

  5. Mental illness.

drops mike

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  1. Cantaloupe
  2. Sweet tea
  3. Grannysmith apples
  4. Lunchmeat
  5. Ketchup

Consumables I Liked as a Kid, Not So Much as an Adult

  1. Salmiak
  2. Dry-cured olives
  3. Natto
  4. Fish sauce
  5. Kefir, plain

Foods I Like Today that as a Kid I Would’ve Considered Gastronomical Terrorism

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  1. Hot Dogs
  2. Pizza
  3. Chips
  4. Burgers
  5. Fish-finger Sandwiches

[spoiler]

Things ketchup is awesome on.[/spoiler]

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OK, non-existential threat time:

  1. a comfy bed;

  2. a stocked cupboard;

  3. no pain;

  4. a connected feeling to the universe;

  5. friendship; maybe some love too, if’n yer lucky…

:wink:

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  1. Camels Often Sit Down Carefully. Perhaps Their Joints Creak.
  2. Old Oprah Occasionally Trots Triumphantly About, Farting Velveeta Globs, Vaunting Accolades Hysterically… [goes along with]
  3. Some Say Money Matters But My Brother Says Big Business Matters More
  4. I Do Pheel Like Mix A Lot
  5. Please Do Not Take Sales People’s Advice
  1. Periods of the Paleozoic and Mesozoic Eras (Cambrian Ordovician Silurian Devonian Cambrian Permian, Triassic Jurassic Cretaceous)
  2. Cranial nerves (Olfactory Optic Occipital Trochlear Trigeminal Abducens Facial Vestibular Glossal Vagus Accessory Hypoglossal)
  3. Whether the cranial nerve is Sensory, Motor, or Both
  4. Musical modes (Ionian Dorian Phrygian Lydian Mixolydian Aeolian Locrian)
  5. OSI network layers (Physical Data link Network Transport Session Presentation Application)
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  1. Ring
  2. Middle
  3. Index
  4. Pinky
  5. Thumb

(Ordered by length)

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  1. Cuthbert
  2. Dibble
  3. Grub
  4. McGrew (Barney)
  5. Pugh and Pugh (tied)
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  1. Ketchup
  2. BBQ
  3. Brown
  4. Mayo
  5. Sriracha


Five sauces that are great on top of pizza.

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To everybody, one rule: Don’t judge.

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I try not to but there’s a line.

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  • 1.19 - Λ
  • 2.72 - e
  • 3.14 - π
  • 6.67 - G
  • 42 - The Answer
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Barbecue sauce and Sriracha actually work, assuming we’re talking California style and not the real deal.

Now I’m really curious as to what brown gravy pizza tastes like.

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