Top Five

Things My Dog Is Terrified Of

  1. Styrofoam tombstone Halloween decorations
  2. His water dish
  3. Hardwood floors
  4. Vacuum cleaner
  5. Soap bubbles

Things My Dog Tries to Murder

  1. The UPS truck
  2. Dogs 3x his size
  3. People knocking at the door
  4. Playstation Move controllers
  5. When you make a raspberry noise on your arm.
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  1. Bob1
  2. Gerry
  3. Mark
  4. Bob 2
  5. Alan

That was harder to rank then I thought it would be.

2 Likes
  1. Chicago style
  2. St. Louis style
  3. Traditional Neapolitan
  4. Detroit style
  5. New York style

Sorry California, you don’t make the cut.

I just realized I ranked St. Louis above traditional Neapolitan, but I’ve made my list.

8 Likes

All Chicago style:

  1. D’Amato’s sheet pan (see image below)
  2. Pan with cornmeal in crust
  3. Wood oven with chewy crust
  4. Extremely thin crust
  5. Thin crust cut in squares

Sorry, stuffed, you don’t make the cut! (Unless I’m trying to feed a houseful of teenagers who haven’t eaten in a week.)

8 Likes

If you were American, number one is required to be Ranch.

3 Likes
  1. Salerno’s special
  2. Any kind of thin crust pizza, cut into squares, lots of cheese, topped with red pepper flakes
  3. Any kind of deep dish
  4. Pan with cornmeal in the crust
  5. Home Run Inn

Note: This list is Chicago pizza, not just any pizza, and not pizza that happens to be in Chicago

6 Likes
  1. Ranch dressing
  2. Watergate salad
  3. Tuna noodle casserole
  4. Anything with Jello
  5. Pecan pie
3 Likes
  1. Buttermilk biscuits in sawmill gravy
  2. Chicken fried steak
  3. Collard greens
  4. Homemade pork sausage
  5. Banana pudding
5 Likes
  1. Canned peaches
  2. Canned pineapple
  3. Shredded carrots
  4. Peas
  5. Tuna
5 Likes
  1. Give you up
  2. Let you down
  3. Run around
  4. Desert You
  5. Make you Cry
11 Likes
  1. Djing Char Siu Bao
  2. Wo Tip
  3. Sui Mai
  4. Har Gow
  5. Siu Lung Bao
4 Likes
  1. That
  2.  
1 Like
2 Likes
  1. Gold
  2. Oxygen
  3. Carbon
  4. Nitrogen
7 Likes
  1. ‘Who Made the Egg Salad Sandwiches’,
  2. ‘Patsy Has the Largest Breasts in Town’,
  3. ‘She Does It’,
  4. ‘I’m the Goof in the Classroom’,
  5. ‘Don’t Step on my Clip on Tie’.
5 Likes
  1. Sum Ting Wong
  2. Wi Tu Lo
  3. Ho Lee Fuk
  4. Bang Ding Ow
  5. http://deadspin.com/pranked-tv-station-reports-ho-lee-fuk-wi-tu-lo-as-758955806
3 Likes

What does the P stand for?

As for my entry:

  1. ReBoot
  2. Gargoyles
  3. Batman: The Animated Series
  4. Darkwing Duck
  5. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
6 Likes
  1. Pluto
  2. Scoobydoo
  3. Snoopy
  4. Grommit
  5. Astro
    8 Likes
    1. Mace
    2. Cream of tartar
    3. Pumpkin spice
    4. Fennel
    5. Cloves

    Expired in my spice cabinet

    7 Likes
    1. Celery salt
    2. Mystery Spice #1 (no clue what this is, it has no label, it’s vaguely poultry spice-ish)
    3. Mystery Spice #2 (either marjoram or oregano, but tastes like… both or neither?
    4. More fennel than I can use in a lifetime
    5. An 8oz glass bottle of powdered bhut jolokia

    Things I have in my spice cabinet but probably shouldn’t.

    7 Likes