Tourist kicks over annoying 10-million-year old stalagmite

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And they want to track him down and fine him!

Be on the lookout for a man with a fine cloud of mist around his head that makes him look blurry when everyone else is in focus.


Not surprised in the least.

I’ve been in some caves around the city of Guilin and it’s not uncommon to see broken stalagmites, pried out fossils and carvings on the walls. Historically the caves around that area have been used as shelters and or homes in recent times and the sacred approach to natural formations that westerners have is not so much a thing for most there.


Same with the Carlsbad caverns, where they had to close the King and Queen rooms to general viewing because most of the close-by features were being lost in the 80s to tourists breaking them.


Stalagmites take a long time to form, but not that long. A 10 million year old stalagmite would be about 100 meters tall. It’s probably several thousand years old. But that doesn’t make this guy any less of an a hole.


I watched that video. The stumpy little thing the guy obnoxiously kicked over looks to be on the smooth, paved pathway. Maybe the guy didn’t think it was part of the natural cavernscape. (I just invented that word, and I couldn’t be prouder.)


But it was coming right at him!
He had to stand his ground!

It’s times like this that I miss @Modusoperandi.


Annoying stalagmite! That will learn it.


Condolences to the stalactite. It must have been traumatic to watch that happen to someone you planned to start a column with one day.


Aren’t stalagmites protected by Geneva conventions ? I mean… We’re talking about POWs in WWII Germany right ?


At least he has a future as a Scout Leader…


… acquired by decades of education and lectures. And there are still western idiots that wreck rock formations or vandalize springs.

It was worse a hundred years ago. My wife and I once visited the Barbarossa Cave.

It’s not in the article, but we were shown the effects of large scale tampering about a hundred years ago, when visitors would break off gypsum flakes just for kicks and people redocorating the cave to make it more dramatic.

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I love caves, but too many people just see things like that as something to knock down. Just like a tower of blocks or Lego. Breaking stuff is fun, and really, any rock takes millions of years to make. So they don’t see what the big deal is. Like breaking glass bottles.

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I… I hate that guy.


Lolololol. ha ha, oh man. lololol

Wait, you were serious?

ETA: I see @GulliverFoyle beat me to posting about these guys, though.


Ideal punishment: Give him a bucket and an eyedropper and let him drip water until he re-forms a stalagmite the size of the one he kicked over.


Any time something like this happens, I ask myself if having easy public access to these amazing natural formations is worth it. The road network that brings cars in, the taxpayer funded saleries of the park rangers and bureacrats who administer these places, all of this seems like a bargain until an ugly american comes on tbe scene and does their thing.

I sort of wish the TSA could pull back on its bizzare overactively imagined danger passion play, and some of that mojo could go into preservation of things like stalactites and stalagmites.

Oh good. It’s not just Muricans who are assholes.


Good one!

Wouldn’t that depend on how live the cave was? If it’s dry most of the time, and only drips during a monsoon of the century, it could be much slower to form.

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