Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2016/12/08/tree-shaped-ornaments-each-mad.html
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…mantelpiece… curio cabinet… bedside table…
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They’re “ornaments”
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I was trying to think of the discreet way to say what you said.
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I came here to say just that, but you two did it better than I could.
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Geez, I was an innocent gal until I read the comment thread. Rule 34, indeed.
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I’m glad I wasn’t the only one that thought it.
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They’d be a bit more uncomfortable.
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Shouldn’t the shape of the ornament reflect the shape of the tree that the wood is from?
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I thought of a sawed-off honey dipper, myself.
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These should really have a flared base. You know, for displaying.
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You can use those for honey, too???
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Came here to see I am in good company. Well done.
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SPLINTERS
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I was going to add a line about “lonely bachelorette attachments,” but I had just written the Callahan post and thought I should throttle back on my personal sense of humor. Thanks for connecting the dots!
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“In the dark of the trees he could smell splintered wood and see white upturned faces like wide white dirty flowers.”
- Michael Shaara
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we don’t judge, whatever you are into…
sure can honey!
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i guess i was innocent today when i saw them i thought of an amazing top set. but now all i can see is…thanks a lot mutants! To repay your kindness, here is a nice video of the Christmas train.
HAPPY HOLIDAYS!! 
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