Tree-shaped ornaments each made of different woods


#1

Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2016/12/08/tree-shaped-ornaments-each-mad.html


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#2

…mantelpiece… curio cabinet… bedside table…


#3

They’re “ornaments”


#4

I was trying to think of the discreet way to say what you said.


#5

I came here to say just that, but you two did it better than I could.


#6

Geez, I was an innocent gal until I read the comment thread. Rule 34, indeed.


#7

I’m glad I wasn’t the only one that thought it.


#8

Step bits could be substituted for some of these ornaments.


#9

They’d be a bit more uncomfortable.


#10

Shouldn’t the shape of the ornament reflect the shape of the tree that the wood is from?


#11

I thought of a sawed-off honey dipper, myself.


#12

These should really have a flared base. You know, for displaying.


#13

You can use those for honey, too???


#14

Came here to see I am in good company. Well done.


#15

SPLINTERS


#16

I was going to add a line about “lonely bachelorette attachments,” but I had just written the Callahan post and thought I should throttle back on my personal sense of humor. Thanks for connecting the dots!


#17

“In the dark of the trees he could smell splintered wood and see white upturned faces like wide white dirty flowers.”

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#18

I obviously don’t see what you guys do. They just look like trees to me.


#19

we don’t judge, whatever you are into…

sure can honey!


#20

i guess i was innocent today when i saw them i thought of an amazing top set. but now all i can see is…thanks a lot mutants! To repay your kindness, here is a nice video of the Christmas train.

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!! :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: