He should have filed a claim under the Homestead Act.
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They stopped accepting non-Alaskan claims in 1976. Alaskan land could be homesteaded until 1986. source. And, of course, Walt Disney World isn’t the federal government. (the counterfactual seems like a plot to an SF novel)
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It’s a joke - you don’t have to feel compelled to spoil it.
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They are there, and likely plenty of them, too.
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Yeah,where’s the coin op for rubbers and stuff? Paradise?
I think it’s delicious, depending on the species.
And that species probably isn’t human.
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kind of sounds like tokyo disney sea. they have a sort of scavenger hunt puzzle solving da vinci thing going on.
you kind of need to be able to read japanese though ( which i guess, even if you don’t, still means it’s easier than myst… )
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A friend used to be an animal control officer in Florida. There are special rules for how to dispose of an alligator that has bitten a piece off of somebody because now it contains human remains. (even if the victim survived)
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CSI: Reptile Gastrointestinal Tract Unit
When a Florida alligator bites the hand off a Mafia hitman with a different high-value fingerprint spliced onto each of his fingers, the RGT Unit must slither into action.
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This is a great story, because it features Florida cops, a clueless trespassing Florida Man, and Disney, all of whom can go to hell.
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Instead of evicting the guy, they should have dropped Alex Jones on the island, and then came back in a week to see who was left. My money’s on McGuire.
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He’s just lucky the velociraptors didn’t get him first.
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My God – it’s full of Sitcoms!
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Those are over at Universal…
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Thanks, man. Or, as the postcards used to say, “Wish You Were Here”!
I may have adopted the handle ironically and as I have posted before, I actually identify first as a Meat Popsicle and second as a Keybilly - a very different flavor of “Florida Man”, no less red of neck yet surprisingly left-leaning, fishing within regulation and supporting a broadly progressive future for our country. A dichotomy, no? But there you have it.
To pick up the topic thread, let me say in conclusion… I would totally bivouac on Disney’s secret island by boat, but as noted upthread, I would NOT get in that water!!!
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I’m sure the staff just LOVE to eat the same thing over and over too.
Sorry, folks; park’s closed. The mouse out front should’ve told ya.
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…off to hunt for Richard’s YouTube channel
Hmm…at some level this can be regarded as a sort of proto-animal kingdom. It would be interesting to track how the experience of running this influenced Disney’s creation of the Animal Kingdom park.
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