Originally published at: Watch – three people explain why they were sent to Disney Jail | Boing Boing
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Does this mean there are Disney cops and prison guards? Disney parole officers? We know Disney has lawyers…what about judges? Would juries be made up of other guests or park employees? So many questions.
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I prefer to imagine it as a dungeon somewhere beneath the foundations of Sleeping Beauty’s Castle.
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What would have happened if they’d just said, “No, we’re not going?” (other than, presumably, being told to leave the park)?
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Apparently when they do ask you to leave they tend to be polite about it:
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i’ll never understand why adults without children would choose to go to disney world/land etc.
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I hate theme parks with a white hot passion, yuck.
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I don’t think they ever use Disney security to force anyone out, but they will 100% bring in cops to arrest you if you refuse to leave when the cops inform you you are trespassing.
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Such a thing once existed and if you got the medallion it was quite a reward.
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I’d like to hear from the people who went to the Disney Dungeon, though I may be disappointed to learn it isn’t the way I imagine it. We could also talk to the people who went to Disney Hell, but isn’t that everybody? (Certainly everybody with kids!)
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How about that time I was high on edibles wearing a tube top in the Hall of Presidents…
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And they STILL let him become president!!
/S
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Well, the parks are definitely too expensive…but for people who can afford them, I am guessing it is because they enjoy rides, Disney things, or entertainment in general. It’s broad, I know, not like us sophisticates who instead get pleasure from judging what other people enjoy.
Hey, did you check out the Wandavision thing people are talking about? I of course did not, I have better things to do with my time, like make bitter posts online.
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Go to 1:18 to hear the puppet heckler.
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Years ago, my sister wanted to have our family reunion on a Disney cruise. My response: I only have two issues with that: Disney and cruise.
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i think you’ve mistaken bewilderment for judgment.
