Trump ally Scott Brown suggests Elizabeth Warren take DNA test to prove heritage

Only if there’s gooey goodness inside!

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And now I’m flashing on an image of Hervé Villechaize looking up at the sky and yelling: da b’loons, da b’loons!

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Macarons!

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Well, then (consults abacus) you still owe me three granfalloons.

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This whole Republican obsession with lineage and birth is just downright creepy. The racist undercurrent here is not lost on me, either.

Obama? Must be a Muslim from Kenya! Where’s that birth certificate! Wait, you gave it to us? Not good enough!
Warren claims native ancestry? DNA test time! (Of course if she did take a DNA test and it showed some native ancestry it would not be good enough, either.)

It’s like a never ending episode of Maury.

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Are they red balloons, perhaps?

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I blame Dan The Automator.

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What, no Billy Squire?

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Too obvious.

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Oddly enough, that came up in 2008.

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Can you make change for a Walloon?

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I’ll wager 400 quatloons on the newcomer

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We have a winner.

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Okay, that’s quite enough. [reaches for spontoon]


[can’t find it, settles for spadroon]

Dragoons, follow me!

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You win.

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So many limerick possibilities, so little time.

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And they all mocked me. Who’s a buffoon now, haters?

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Yay, the politics of irrelevant tests!
But that’s what happens when the Gooch runs for public office…

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