Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/10/17/trump-appointed-the-author-of.html
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Former Dean of Magical Thinking at Trump University?
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I finally understand - we have somehow fallen into the world of the Illuminatus! trilogy, and the increasingly absurd nature of reality is just Robert Anton Wilson fscking with us from beyond the grave.
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I’m gonna take a not so wild guess and say that he is likely a campaign donor…
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Next you’ll be saying that a Cargo Cultist shouldn’t get the top job at the FAA.
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Horrifyingly plausible.
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What’s next Erich Von Danikin in charge of SETI?
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Apparently, this charlatan George Mentz never learned the first rule of Illuminati Club.
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Nah. Giorgio Tsoukalos is going to be appointed the acting director of SETI soon. Trump is rather impressed with Tsoukalos’s hair.
If he doesn’t, I didn’t say it was because of interference from the ancient aliens … but it was.
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Oh look. A local citizen has made… well, “good” can’t be the right word. Hmm.
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What? No “Illuminati’s Secrets to get any Woman you Want?”
Or, “Eat Yourself Thin, the Illuminati way?”
…I’ll show myself out.
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There can’t be more than about 10 books that Trump can name, and apparently this guy wrote one of them. Hence to our stable genius in chief this guy is an immenent author.
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This is a guy who DOES NOT READ. He doesn’t read books, he doesn’t read magazines, he doesn’t read newspapers, ex-White House people say they can’t even get him to read critical security briefings.
So this is about right.
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“Immenent-ize the escat-ion” 
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He could have appointed the President of the Illuminati, global financ… blah blah blah…
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…George Soros!
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But what would be the best way to prove you’d never learned the first rule of Illuminati Club?
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Yes, he’ll soon be an author (maybe even an eminent one) and hopefully trump is the imminent author of his own apocalypse
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