Trump appointed the author of "100 Secrets and Habits of the Illuminati for Life Success" to the Commission on Presidential Scholars

Or the Illuminati Butt Trilogy with Chuck Tingle.

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Learn Illuminati secrets with this one wierd trick…

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All else is distraction. All of the Tomfuckery of the last three years, indeed, Trump’s decades of squandering billions and establishing himself as a gilded idiot has been leading up to this one move.

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Land war in Asia, Death with Sicilian, that scene will never get old.

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Well, I would like to see a Cabinet of Lizard Management with David Icke as Secretary. This would absolutely root out the damnable overlords and then we can finally get on with the rightful business of making a futures market for EVERYTHING! (including farts, failed fireworks displays, and Letterman reruns on YouTube)

What even is the grave?

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