Clinton advisor Podesta is a sex magic witch: Drudge Report via Infowars via Wikileaks (seems legit)


#1

Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2016/11/04/clintonpodestasexmagick.html


#2

Wouldn’t, “Podesta attends modern art event!!!”, have been enough to incite the necessary levels of hatred in the target audience?


#3

“invited to” vs “went to” <- big difference


#4

You know, at this point I’m just all out of shock. The shock well is dry, this election cycle has beaten my disbelief gland to a fine mush… So you know what? Podesta probably is a sex magic witch, with vagoo powers my puny voter mind cannot even fathom. I don’t care if sparkles spray out the damn thing as long as some legislation is moved.


#5

Powers like you wouldn’t believe…
and that’s Mr. Vagoo to you mortal…(or maybe it’s Xe, I don’t even fucking know anymore)


#6

It’s about time something other than Abrahamic religions got some representation.


#7

(seems legit)


#8

Thee Temple ov Psychick Dems? I knew it!


#9

reports Drudge Report, citing Infowars, which cites Wikileaks.

There’s a term for that:


#10

Crazy Aleister Crowley-inspired blood sex semen magic would probably still be better than a tRump presidency so I’m okay with it.


#11

Donald Trump got the endorsement of the National Enquirer, if this story is any indicator, the Weekly World News will endorse him next.


#12

“Spirit cooking”…eh?

If this isn’t some form of Wiki-mimic performance art itself, it’s certainly proof-positive that the “Trump/GOP/Alt-right-asshole” axis now feels free to throw any form of bizarre batshit gibberish out into the infostream without concern for ridicule, fact-checking, condemnation, karma, ethical repercussion, or justice. They simply do not care. All that matters is keeping the sewer-dwelling base fired up until Tuesday.

Just watch how this one percolates into the heartland this weekend.

As for me…my spirit is well and truly “cooked.”


#13

Who is that man behind the “SAY”?


#14

I find this reassuring.

If this is the worst they can find on him then he has no skeletons in the closet.


#15

As with so many things, that is best answered in song.


#16

Let us not forget that alt-right darling Milo Yiannopoulos bathed in pigs’ blood for a performance art piece, which was promoted on Trump’s campaign CEO’s website. http://www.breitbart.com/milo/2016/10/08/milo-unveils-angel-mom-piece-at-new-york-art-show/


#17

I don’t know, I think this is just locker room talk. All chefs talk like this.


#18

Sex magic witchcraft?

I’m unimpressed unless he “grabs 'em by the pussy.”


#19

Yesterday they were—I shit you not—promoting a pasta-based secret code table that proved Podesta was part of a child sex trafficking ring.


#20

That sounds like a lot of work.

“work” = crazy fucking business.