I often went with "have a joyous " to account for those I wasn’t sure what a traditional greeting would be.
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“So in a way, I’m the Grinch who saved Christmas.”
Those things really are fucking terrifying
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It’s the same crap as Fox and Friends (his favorite show) declaring that Christmas trees represent Hanukkah or the USA flag. He feeds off it, and they in turn feed off of him.
It’s some sort of nightmare out of You and Me and Everyone We Know, with these folks pooping back and forth forever.
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A reminder that a brown jewish refugee guy who said that the rich getting into heaven was as easy as an camel passing through the eye of the needle is going to have a hard time getting along with the guy who likes to stiff carpenters.
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“…in front of these massive crowds of people…”
edit: “Mooslims”
That being said
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Don’t be fooled, those are Imperial Red Guards in their Christmas ghillie suits…
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And if Christmas is a holiday for Jewish and Muslim people, and the Christmas tree represents their religions as well…didn’t he just actually and directly remove Christ from Christmas?
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He also liked to have his soldiers “pickled.” This involved a punishment of “laying on” 100 lashes with a whip or a cat-o-nine-tails, then having the soldier’s back washed off with salt water, then another 100 lashes followed by a brine wash, and then another 100 lashes and a salt water wash and so on. This could go up to 500 lashes and be done over a period of days. Congress finally made him stop doing that, though he protested that absent that level of punishment it would be impossible to maintain discipline and morale.
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I just imagine anyone trying to walk down that hallway would meet the same end as the orc army that tried to escape through Fangorn Forest.
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I’m waiting for him to start taking credit for causing the sun to come up and crops to grow like a Chinese Emperor or Pharaoh.
Shame we can’t trap him in such a complex ceremonial role to ensure it does rise etc that he has no time to do other things.
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That’s the first rule of dealing with Trump that other world leaders cottoned on to. The other rule is to get what you want from Trump by flattering him and giving him a “deal” to boast about.
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[Clears throat] Two casinos.
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You got it sorted out! You could totally rip him off then tell how tough he is as a bargainer and how he really got them whipped. He could go home broke but his little ego got a stroke so he’s good.
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