Trump congratulated Superbowl winners Kansas City Chiefs who "represented the Great State of Kansas"

Puhleeze stop sticking it to Trump.
You know damn well he’s the best President money can buy.

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This is easily resolved. Aybody got a Sharpie?

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Without any verbal clues, get him to read out-loud the state of Arkansas. (ARKANSAS in all-caps would be even better.)

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If it was a perfect tweet, why did he delete it?

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So much low-hang fruit - so little time to pick.

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28d5r2

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Didn’t a Kansas senator make the same mistake a few years back? Presumably in 2005, when Kansas City Royals won the World Series?

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It’s very pretty in some areas landscape-wise, also. If we could just get rid of the political rot (Koch, Phelps, anti-abortion, racism), it would be a pretty nice place to live.

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It’s flyover country. I don’t know why anyone would expect him to know or care about it.

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Pompeo, Kochs, etc.

Honestly, I don’t see why he didn’t just ask Pompeo. Wait, maybe I do.

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How has no one mentioned that this article is a reboing (or maybe a jinx-boing)?

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Not to worry. Trump will be sending out a tweet correcting this and congratulating the great state of Arkansas shortly.

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It’s on the Black Sea?

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That’s kind of an eerie coincidence, though. The landscape around Odessa, Ukraine looks a lot like a Hollywood version of Kansas, with all the robust wheat fields.

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Senator from Missouri Claire McCaskill helped him spot his error

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I would accept this response from Trump:
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Don’t worry Donny, I didn’t know either. Mind you, I didn’t care.

But represented the entire USA in a sport nobody else plays?

Whoa whoa whoa slow it down, Poindexter. Please rephrase this geography lesson in 10 words or less and crank down the syllables.

“Mir-a-Lago not in Cuba” with a Sharpie map and a reward lollipop is about his speed.

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