Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/10/23/trump-building-new-border-wall.html
“We’re building a wall in Colorado. We’re building a beautiful wall.” — Donald Trump
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Well, not anymore. Somehow I don’t think he’s referring to the early 19th century though…
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Worst fucking administration ever.
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What do you mean? Denver International Airport has a Customs post. That’s enough to put it in the Constitution-Free Zone!
But somehow I don’t think that Glorious Leader was walling off the airport. Maybe he had it confused with the place where the Colorado River crosses into Mexico?
No, I can’t make this make sense. No matter how hard I pull at it, it won’t stretch that far.
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Needs more Sharpie. Congratulations, Arizona New Colorado!
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Thank you, pedant.
I don’t know how much more ‘fathomless void of stupidity’ I can handle, yet every time he opens his mouth, the black hole of nonsense grows ever more immense…
The internet has you covered.
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For all the illegals who get over the first wall and make it to Colorado… surprise! Trump is always thinking one step ahead.
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I’m not entirely being pedantic. Partly lamenting that right wingers don’t know our country’s history. Or care to.
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Cool cool. Sometimes I think he just lists off states that have really good green chili.
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OH good, Kansas will get the benefits.
Wait - what benefits?
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Fractionally?
Not my circus; not my clowns.
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Kansas has been complaining basically non-stop about all the weed that crosses the boarder, so I’m sure they are actually pretty down with this.
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Oh you are, are you? On which side of Pueblo?
As luck would have it, when I saw this post pop up I was listening to Pink Floyd’s track “Outside The Wall”. Weird synchronicity.
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D-Ranged.
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Kansas should just legalize and tax it. Obviously there is massive demand. They could use the revenue to pay for schools or healthcare system. They’re so fucking middle of the pack they ought to spend something to be less of a bore.
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I guess he got this idea from Carlin: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pq9ZoGihurY
Colorado is building a wall, and we’re going to make New Mexico pay for it! 
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