I find #1 amusing, because growing up in Missouri my parents always complained about Kansas drivers. Actually, not Kansas in general, but Johnson County, Kansas in particular.
We have perfectly good beaches here, no need to go to Florida (although I guess if you live in south west GA, you’re probably closer to the panhandle)… #teamtybee
LOL Senate Republicans passing a “Sense of the Senate Resolution” that the Chiefs belong to Kansas too and then pundits being all “but the city does straddle two states.” And then the NYT editorials being all “Democrats Lack Civility in Kansas Misunderstanding.”