Trump criminal probe heats up in NY as prosecutor hires forensic accounting experts

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/12/29/trump-criminal-probe-heats-up-in-ny-as-prosecutor-hires-forensic-accounting-experts.html

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Attempts to bribe consultants in 3…2…1…

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“Cry havoc and let slip the forensic auditors!”

But seriously, forensic auditors are scary shit. Kind of like Old Testament angels. https://boingboing.net/2020/12/29/the-monstrous-truth-about-angels.html

I’ve got one on staff, and she always finds something. She’s awesome, and most of our staff and subcontractors have learned it’s better to just be honest than to have her dig up a fireable offense (or worse).

2021 is going to be entertaining! (Popcorn eating gif)

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Oh please let them freeze all his and his kids’ accounts, and put his companies into receivership. The schadenfreude will be delicious!

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Nice!
I hope they also sieze all his properties under the Civil Asset Forfeiture laws & convert the hotels to low-income housing.
That ought to stick in his craw… be even better if they replace his name with Obama’s.

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I watched a documentary and was impressed by the range of skills displayed.

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Too early?

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Putting this on the watch list…

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Does your accountant write on the windows and is a bad ass karate and weapons expert?

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I don’t know about windows, weapons, or martial arts in her personal life, but at work she’s a very calm and unassuming presence. It actually bolsters the aura that it is inevitable that she will find whatever is out of place.

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