A sixth of this thread now consists of Hitchhiker’s references. And it took only fifteen minutes. I’m proud of you, Boingers.
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#Quiet, peasant.
—some Trump psychophant in a near dystopian future
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Mortal: God?
God: Yes, my child?
Mortal: Why did you create the universe?
God: Eh. Got bored.
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Mortal: YOU BASTARD!
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[long pause]
Mortal: So…are you bored now?
God: Me, no. Plenty of stuff to do.
Mortal: Like answering prayers?
God: Mmm…no.
Mortal: Divine intervention?
God: No.
Mortal. Oh. [long pause] So what do you do?
God: Bass.
Mortal: What?
God: I play bass. Drums, too.
Mortal: Like, all the time?
God: I created time.
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That’s not any more compelling than it has ever been.
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Yeah, it only really becomes compelling if it were to become reality. And by ‘compelling’ I mean ‘chain-smoking unnerving’.
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Be careful what you wish for. You might end up banishing Hillary. She’s not even close to a shoo-in by any means, esp if her health fails her. Remember, GW got elected twice. Bloody insane.
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Plus Hiddlestone is a lot cuter and seems like a genuinely better-than-Trump person. Even Marvel Loki seems like a genuinely better-than-Trump person but I haven’t seen many of the Marvel movies.
I really doubt President Obama would go for it. I was worried W might try something like that when he was supposed to leave but toward the end he started looking like he was really done with it all.
President Obama has looked like he was ready for the end of his presidency for awhile.
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“The two-faced politician with a Heart of Gold.”
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