So you’re saying it’s likely he will, then?
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omg. could you imagine if he’s not allowed to go golfing!? 
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Bernie Madoff was a first time offender; just like Donnie.
And he didn’t attack the judge after being found guilty.
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It would be kind of funny if he was sentenced to home confinement but wasn’t allowed to go outside so he had to spend all day gazing forlornly out his window at the golf links like a cat yearning to hunt songbirds.
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Between 1-20 years. Likely house arrest.
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A haha!
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Fantastic. I wonder if they commissioned an alternate cover in case he was acquitted.
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Does Mar a Lago allow felons to become members?
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He has a Georgia Inmate number (P0113580), does he get a New York Number, or is it a unique identifier?
Need all his numbers for a needlepoint I’m working on.
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Different states, different numbers.
Just like a driver license.
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The stock has started falling.
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What do you call 34 guilty counts?
A good start.
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He’s going to lose his NY concealed carry permit too.
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It’s inflated value is entirely due to his presence on the platform. If he has to hand over his phone, there’s no value there at all.
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I jumped to this thread to add my deep insights and wisdom: FUUUUUUUUUCK YEAAAAAAAA
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House arrest would be fabulous, as long as it comes with stipulations about staying off social media.
Then again, even more awesome would be…Rikers! Rikers! Rikers!!!111!1!
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