Trump has COVID-19

"We always kill the guys that try to help us, always. And let the little demons run a muck:

John Lennon murdered, John Kennedy murdered, Martin Luther King murdered, … Jesus murdered……Ronald Reagan….wounded."
Bill Hicks

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After injecting them with bleach we need to shine a light up inside there.

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I guess the Hydroxychloroquine didn’t work either.

I suspect that Covid-19 is all of a sudden going to become the TOP priority of the executive branch now.

When’s the next debate? At least if it’s a remote debate then the moderator will have control of the mute button.

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This is a time when we should all take the high road and acknowledge that we wish Mr. Trump a speedy recov HHHAAHAHHAHAAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHA

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All we can do is hope for the best outcome.

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Since I don’t believe anything coming out of the White House, I could see this just being a ploy to prevent him from melting down at another debate.

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This is just a cover so he can drop out of the race without actually losing.

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Blaming it on the debate (because you know, Biden’s people were wearing masks…WHAT DID THEY KNOW???) in 3…2…

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This must be what schadenfreude feels like.

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Two nights ago President Trump was publicly mocking Joe Biden for being so cautious about the mask-wearing and social distancing.

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Justice.

Think The Notorious RBG RIP may be haunting DC? Me neither

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Friggin’ monkey’s paws…

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Just as long as he didn’t give it to Biden…

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I’m going to preemptively say this now:

We have a strict policy against encouraging violence or harm here, and we have zero interest in hosting comments wishing Ill to a sitting president.

That is all. Thank you.

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In totally unrelated news, there are fireworks going off in the hood right now.

@mgrey is my favorite so far.

@werdnagreb though, hmm.

Also, never forget.

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I’m putting the odds at no better the 30% that he actually has it. It’s too convenient. His campaign is out of money. He doesn’t want to take part in the rest of the debates, especially if there’s a mute button, and it’s a great opportunity to resign for health reasons and get pardoned.

If he does have it I’m the Q cultists will start wharrrr-garbling that Demoncrap Operatives working for (((Pedophile International Elites))) and BLM infected him via 5G Chemtrail Vaccines as part of a coup. and it’s time for the racists to Stand Up and Start Shooting.

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He should’ve known better than to get tested for it. Surest way to get Coronavirus.

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IF he really has it, I just hope he doesn’t give it to someone important.
Like Biden.
Or Stormy.

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I call bullshit. It’s his October Surprise, he gets to bail on debates, and is miraculously cured by some snake oil the pillow guy is selling, or some such stupidity.

I’ll believe he has covid when he croaks from it.

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