Trump has COVID-19

Damn that’s one epic self-own.

“Boy isn’t it awfully CONVENIENT that the people who have been dismissing the advice of disease experts just HAPPEN to be the ones who keep contracting this disease while the mask-wearing, social-distancing Democrats have been mostly unaffected??”

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No, it is a Democratic plot to take out Republican leadership!! Or Democrats tend to believe science? I guess it’s dealer’s choice?

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McConnell six months ago: “The senate will continue to meet, there’s no need for video hearings and votes. Nancy Pelosi is a moron.”

McConnell now: “We’ll start video hearings immediately. Nancy Pelosi is still a moron.”

Conservative voters both times: “Yeah!”

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Funny, but true. There’s already several GOP political candidates publicly musing about how “odd” it is that not many high profile Democrats are getting it, while lots of high profile Republicans are.

Well duh. Those who follow the medical guidelines are safer in general, idiots.

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They’re just upset because they were told it wasn’t something the “best” sort of white people needed to worry about.

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trump’s first thought when he heard about Hicks;

“How’s that even possible!?! She’s both rich and hot!”

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She’s a female version of Falwell, and just as hypocritical as him (and all the grifting prosperity gospel folks). I guarantee it.

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It’s a hoax. It’s only telling you that. It’s a plot by deep organs.

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I want him to be well enough to enjoy his well deserved landslide defeat on election night. And well enough to stand trial for all his many crimes, so he can watch his house of massive leverage debt finally crumble into the dust its built from.

After that, I simply hope never to hear about or from the man ever again.

Is that so much to wish for?

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Damn! People playing in traffic are getting hit by cars!

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Be careful! If you do it wrong you will get more than one Trump

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Just putting this here for posterity…

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So… you want credit if he’s (you’re) correct?

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Shouldn’t he have done it in two weeks time though? I don’t think that you can stop Trump from tweeting for a whole month, even two weeks is straining reality.

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The scary thing is that they’re grifters and True Believers.

All gold comes from God, and as God’s new apostles (demi-gods), they’re entitled to large piles of it. (Smells like a major heresy, and I don’t have a god in that hunt.)

https://trashpanda-x.github.io/darklantern/#Paula%20White

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Nope, I don’t want credit for anything related to this shitshow, I just want to make sure the usual suspects can’t say “Nobody could ever have seen this coming” like they did after 9/11…

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Anyone glibly saying “nobody saw this coming” is completely focused on the wrong shit.

Many, many people foresaw this particular shitshow coming; they just didn’t care.

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Does this mean the next debate will be held virtually? That would give the moderator a lot more control over the mic situation.

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Holy shit:

Hey, I didn’t say it, BUT…

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