My thoughts entirely. Just fake news. A dog ate my homework. Now I’ll have to quietly resign and hand over to Pence (who will proceed to write the family a swag of get-out-of-jail cards) and most likely quietly lose the election. Much face saved and balance restored to world order. Poor Humpty.
Or OTOH, he gets a royal dose.
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What kind of monster would wish ill to president Trump?
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Just don’t specify the content of those thoughts and prayers. Could be ugly.
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Yeah, I wondered what the odds were that that was the case. He was already talking about skipping future debates - now he has an excuse why he can’t do them. At this point I guess we only have his word for it? (Not that even his doctors are trustworthy…)
I’m worried he is positive - he was just in close contact with Biden, so potentially could have infected him, and with our luck, it wouldn’t even get Trump sick (which would cause him to downplay its seriousness to an even more fatal degree) but hit Biden hard. Everyone on team Trump has been so fucking reckless, and what’s usual with people being reckless with the virus is a lot of other people suffer the consequences.
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Some of them, I assume, are very fine people?
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Still doesn’t feel like Trump’s style. Lying in such a way that makes him appear vulnerable—even for a week—be out of character not only because he hates to appear weak but also because he is incapable of any strategy that requires planning or self-restraint.
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I hope it’s severe.
Not through malice, but if he shakes it off, he’ll only say that the threat of the virus has been overhyped and will encourage the lunatics who follow his every word to further undermine our collective health and safety.
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That how the gop works, They are incapable of empathy until whatever it is happens to them.
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“Thoughts and prayers”, I suppose.
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What kind of monster would wish ill to president Trump?
That notion made me think that it would be rippingly funny if there was a black and white TV series made using the whole family and called “The Trumpsters” - who would by then be zombies. The show would have the same vibe as The Munsters. Could also include cousin Rudi… I dunno I think it could be a winner.
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When he eventually gets mad at Hope Hicks and has her fired remember that it is just as likely that he gave it to her and she just happened to be the first to be tested.
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And even then, they are ONLY capable of expecting empathy for themselves, not giving it to others.
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If its true, allow me to HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGASPHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…
Excuse my Schadenfreude, but if there is a single person on this dying, doomed planet I gladly see to suffer from the plague, its this fucker. If its actually true, and it is not his “strategy” to get away from the debates…
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In the pictures the Death of Rats has a sickle.
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Rectal UV lamps and IV bleach?
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I’ll believe it when he’s dead.
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If he dies will Trump supporters claim that it was a result of underlying conditions or not?
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It is impossible for me to write anything that isn’t petty snark at the moment. Every comment I can think of making is a cheap shot, really.
All I can say is that I care not if he lives or dies or suffers long-term health issues.
I do think that this may be a cynical attempt to manipulate opinion on his part, but I suspect that in reality it’s an attempt to say it first before it leaks, in the belief (on his part) that having someone else declare him positive would look like cowardice. Oh, and I think it was written for him, but posted with his approval.
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