His dimwit children. This literally means his kids. GTFOHWTS.
It’s over!
I’m Afraid of Americans by D Bowie
A Boy & His Gun by Art Phag (Detroit)
Hothead by Captain Beefheart
Surrender by Cheap Trick
Nazi Punks Fuck Off!, Government Flu, Religious Vomit, Moral Majority, Holiday in Cambodia, Saturday Night Holocaust, Kepone Factory/Kepone Kids, Kill the Poor, I Kill Children, When Ya Get Drafted, Let’s Lynch the Landlord, We’ve Got a Bigger Problem Now, Police Jerk, Forest Fire, Chemical Warfare, Stealing People’s Mail, Ill In the Head, Goons of Hazard by The Dead Kennedys
Halber Mensch and Yü-Gung (Futter mein Ego) by Einstürzende Neubauten
Lust for Death, Sick Man, Street of Shame, Satan Place, Water Torture, Halo Flamin’ Lead by Foetus
I Love a Man in a Uniform, Armalite Rifle, Damaged Goods, Guns Before Butter, He’d Send in the Army, I Fled, Muscle for Brains, To Hell With Poverty and many others by Gang of Four
Neutron Bomb by Son of Sam (Detroit)
Norman by Max Romeo and The Upsetters
Mr President by The Heptones
Click Click by The [English] Beat
I would like the song “You’re so vain” to be on permanent loop as Muzak at Mar Lago Resort.
You’ve had that for exactly four years, haven’t you?
No judge, totally get it
I feel like that assumes a level of dexterity that we have absolutely no evidence of. If his initials are carved anywhere I would bet mega-bux that he didn’t carve them.
Let’s give the Ex-President a big tiny hand, ladies and gentlemen.
administered rectally?
So, not for nuthin, but there were 17 flags flying at Andrews when Trump gave his speech. The 17th letter of the alphabet . . . . .
10-D chess, my friends. 10-D chess. Or, maybe, 17-D chess.
Bad Medicine (or detergent) - Bon Jovi
Another Brick In The Wall - Pink Floyd
Broken Land - The Adventures
Civil War - Guns n Roses
Breathing - Kate Bush
Careful, I don’t think they’d appreciate the association.
He’ll reincarnate as a cockroach…again.
Alexandra Petri tells us about it:
I have some advice for you if you’d like to be as good at being president as I’ve been.
First, as president, you can really lean on people to stay at any golf courses or hotels you own, and you should definitely do that. It’s a good source of income!
As president, every day you can access the best information in the world about what is going on, but you don’t have to. You can also just watch Fox in the residence!
I saw an account of some Qanoners still making bargains with themselves-- “no, no, this makes sense, it would be better for Biden to be the one who actually initiates the coming storm, it’s part of the plan. . . they’ll never see it coming!”