Originally published at: Trump Jr. announces"non-woke" magazine for manly men like him | Boing Boing
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On top of all the many, many other reasons why this is a stupid idea, it seems like a really weird time to launch a new print publication of any sort. Especially one that’s target demographic is knuckle-draggers who aren’t known for their love of the printed page.
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Just what America needs, a monthly how-to on toxic masculinity. The covers were lots better looking last time:
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historical context and perspectives forged through global travel
You haven’t learned shit, you dumbass! None of your family has! 
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It’s so hard to tell the Trump grifting from the Trump money laundering. whynotboth.gif?
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Aw man! Now I want the lowdown on punch drunk fighters!
Also, after watching the video in one of the last posts to Today in Transphobia pt 1 I can just hear the crazy lady who thinks Tom Holland and Zendaya are trans saying the guy in the shirt arm wrestling is trans “if you look at the skeletal markers.” shudder
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Does it come with crayons, or do I need to buy them separately?
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There’s three colours, guess what they are.
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Black and white and red all over?
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No, that’s a sunburned penguin.
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“non-woke”- guaranteed to make you drowsy?
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Im sure there’s a red pill you can take.
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Maybe it’s a high-capacity magazine. Otherwise I agree it doesn’t make any sense in this day’n’age.
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You know, I never really appreciated just how similar the words unapologetic and shameless really are.
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You know, if you find yourself using the word “unapologetic” to describe yourself twice in the space of two sentences, you might take a moment to consider what it is about your behaviour that keeps making people think you should apologize for something. Or else just start a magazine about what an asshole you are. Both good options!
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Maybe. I’m thinking more “Feelings Floss”. What kind of cards to put in your bike spokes to get that ‘real’ Harley sound or how to really swear everyone to secrecy after the campfire circle confessions come out.
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Does it include a sex advice column written by Rudy Giuliani? A travelogue story about Epstein’s island? Reviews of portable air pumps to inflate your girlfriend?
Can’t wait to see the letters column, no doubt brought to you by the letter Q.
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Wanker
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Hello? When is the driver guy gonna get us off? Hello? Is this thing on?
