Also, get a thesaurus (or google for synonyms).
Dear Field Ethos, I never used to think these stories were real, until one night I was up late studying in the library, where I thought I was alone…
Hello? When is the driver guy gonna get us off? Hello? Is this thing on?
(No doubt he dodged the fee for that background)
If it succeeds, they’ll introduce a kid’s version, called “Eric,” with plentiful coloring pages and really easy puzzles.
“Ranger Dick”
The posts are about things like defending cat-killing competitions for children
I’m sorry, what?
He looks a lot like Kendall Roy in that picture.
Do “manly men” even know what an “ethos” is?
… doesn’t sound very Anglo-Saxon
might be one of those Coastal Elite words
… the world is a terrible terrible place
You mean like a real paper magazine. Cut down trees, like a lumberjack, wear plaid and suspenders. Oh I always wanted to be a lumber jack, cut down trees, wear women’s clothing just like my dear papa!
I deleted the other post I made because the image link in it broke. But I gotta say, when I look at the second magazine cover @Faffenreffer posted, the trope “male homosexuality is the manliest thing ever” comes to mind immediately.
A magazine because he lacks the attention span to (ghost) write a book.
Get Josh Hawley in that cockpit with Little D. and it’s going to be one sweaty little Axe body spray manly moment.
Skeletal markers? The hair color isn’t right, but I’m pretty sure the guy on the right is Aaron Rodgers, famous sportsball* crank.
*Former quarterback for the Green Bay Packers who misled people into thinking he was vaccinated in 2021, then caught COVID. Traded to the Jets recently.
I actually know who Aaron Rodgers is, but only because I went to high school with LaFleur.
These two things just popped into my head when I read about this.
Alfalfa, will you swing me before we have lunch? Sure, Darla.
Say, Romeo. What about your promise to the He-Man-Woman-Haters-Club?
I’m sorry, Spanky. I’ve got to live my own life.
Or an embarrassed zebra.