Everybody poops. But only a select few tactically void with full operational efficiency and complete mission dominance!
"This is my butt. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
"My butt is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
"Without me, my butt is useless. Without my butt, I am useless.
"I must poop my butt true. I must poop straighter than my enemy who is trying to poop me.
“I must poop him before he poops me.”
So close to perfect but I have to point out that “Pvt Piles” was right there!
He’s called Pyle in the film, so I’d altered it; but, you are right, I should have included the “s”.
Every man’s ass is a combat zone.
But also, I think this was a joke made for John Oliver’s show when he was making fun of the products hucked on Alex Jones’ shows.
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