Trump on verge of conceding in Rose Garden speech, changes mind mid-sentence

Me neither; my mother-in-law has it.

Per my wife, apparently they had the news on in the memory care unit today and Trump came on the TV. My mother-in-law said: “He’s such an asshole!”

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There have been so many crises that I can’t keep track of all of them!

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Shush, don’t ruin my fantasy of him being the first person to get highly experimental life extension treatments so he can serve the full prison term.

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“Side effects may include alopecia, loss of bowel and bladder control, and drug-induced pseudoleprosy.”

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That reminds me, it occurred to me recently that, once Turmp is gone, someone should seed a rumor among QAnon types that actually Turmp is still president, and the person you see selling miracle pills on OAN is just a double. This could be sustained for decades, long after the real Turmp dies forgotten in jail.

I figure, if they’re going to live in a fantasy world, why can’t it be one that makes them shut the fuck up and leave the rest of us alone?

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The Devil Wires Pravda.

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It made me think of Kate Hepburn’s character in Suddenly Last Summer.

Oh, Sebastian, what a lovely summer it’s been. Just the two of us. Sebastian and Violet. Violet and Sebastian. Just the way it’s always going to be. Oh, we are lucky, my darling, to have one another and need no one else ever.

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Are you trying to apply logic to Trump’s actions?

Putin will reassure him that he is safe in Russia, and offer to meet him for a nice cup of tea if he becomes a liability.

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Would he still get Secret Service protection if he does a runner?

Sure.

Yeah, real truth comes out in these times. I hope your mother-in-law has a restful time. Good luck. Tough times.

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